Evan Roth: BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKER BADASS MOTHERFUCKER #BADA55

Have you ever been in the situation where you spend days trying to answer all of your email only to accomplish your goal and have no one to share in your victory? All you want is a high five, a pat on the back, and a "job well done soldier", and yet most likely all you are left with is an empty room and a cold cup of coffee. Inbox Victory is an initiative that says, "you deserve that high five!" And here is how you get it:

1) Get your email inbox down to zero. People have various methods for dealing with their email inbox, and "inbox victory" is going to mean different things to different people. A basic rule of thumb, however, is getting it to a point where no further action can be taken.

2) Open up your webcam software and take a screenshot of yourself profiling in front of your defeated foe (See examples below).

3) Send me an email with your screenshot (fi5e at ni9e dot com).